I recall on my previous visit to this establishment that the sacred Dreamies were issued with regularity and punctuality. In an entirely outrageous step, the Chief Minion has stopped providing them at home. I had great hopes that the silver lining of my stay here would be resumption of supply.
However, this has not been forthcoming. I can only assume that the Minions here have been briefed by the Chief Minion. My attempts to elicit sympathy and deliciousness have thus far failed - at the approach of the Minion I have been sucking in the frill and trying to look as emaciated as possible. Today she called me a 'corpulent fellow' as she tickled me behind my ears. I'm not sure what that means but I feel it can only be a good sign and those Dreamies can't be far away...
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