as the Chief Minion scrambled about the garden rounding the chickens up into their baskets. Poor foolish creatures, they were easily contained. I, on the other hand, am too experienced, too wily, too astute to be coerced in such a fashion.
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She surprised me. It was completely unfair. She came up on my blind side while I was napping. I barely had time to perform the all-four-legs-locked-out-you'll-never-get-me-in-there manoeuvre. I do sincerely hope that we're not going to the V-E-T again. I hate all that messing about at the rear. So undignified. She'll pay for this, you mark my words. Not sure yet if it'll be the wallpaper or the sofa, but she'll regret it, oh yes.
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I have been incarcerated outrageously. I demand to be allowed an open prison, and day release. There's not even any wallpaper in here on which to vent my displeasure.
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