Last night I could hardly sleep. I would like to point out that, contrary to popular understanding, cats are not nocturnal. We are crepuscular. This means that some idiot bird perching on my accommodation and twit-twooing all night is not welcome. Doesn't he realise that I need my sleep?
I heard the Minion talking about a nowl which made noise in the night. Well, let me tell you - if that nowl comes back tonight I'll give him something to think about. It's not natural to hear that kind of thing while one is trying to sleep. Everyone knows that one is soothed to sleep by the dulcet chiming of those dangly metal things on next door's fence...
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